English Jokes
English Jokes I can always tell when someone is lying. I can tell when they're standing too. - Why did the bicycle fall over when it fell in love? - Because it got two-tired from all the sudden emotions wheeling around! Love can make you feel like you're on a roller coaster ride! 😄 - Why did the knight stop writing love letters to the princess? - Because every time he got close, she drew another line in the moat! - Why don't some couples go to the gym? - Because some relationships don't work out! 😄 - Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? - He didn't have the guts for a long-term commitment! Love can sometimes be quite bone-chilling! 😄 - Why did the beautiful woman join the orchestra? - Because she knew she could string anyone along! - Why did the politician start gardening? - To practice planting seeds of doubt in their opponents' arguments! - Why did the politician go to art class? - Because he wanted to learn how to draw conclusions. - W