English Jokes

I can always tell when someone is lying. I can tell when they're standing too.

- Why did the bicycle fall over when it fell in love? 

- Because it got two-tired from all the sudden emotions wheeling around! 

Love can make you feel like you're on a roller coaster ride! 😄

- Why did the knight stop writing love letters to the princess?

- Because every time he got close, she drew another line in the moat!

- Why don't some couples go to the gym? 

- Because some relationships don't work out! 😄

- Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? 

- He didn't have the guts for a long-term commitment! 

Love can sometimes be quite bone-chilling! 😄

- Why did the beautiful woman join the orchestra?

- Because she knew she could string anyone along!

- Why did the politician start gardening?

- To practice planting seeds of doubt in their opponents' arguments!

- Why did the politician go to art class?

- Because he wanted to learn how to draw conclusions.

- Why do language learners always get lost?

- Because they can't find the right words.

- Why did the car break up with the road?

- It just couldn't handle the pressure?

- Because the road kept taking it for granite.

- Why don't students ever study in the jungle?

- Because there are too many cheetahs 🐆.

Love can make you feel like you're on a roller coaster ride!

Brain Teasers

The River Crossing 

A farmer needs to cross a river with a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage. He has a boat but can only take one item at a time. If he leaves the wolf alone with the goat, the wolf will eat the goat. If he leaves the goat alone with the cabbage, the goat will eat the cabbage. How can the farmer get all three across the river safely?

The River Crossing

Answer 

   1. The farmer takes the goat across the river first and leaves it on the other side.

   2. He goes back and takes the wolf across the river.

   3. He leaves the wolf on the other side but takes the goat back with him to the original side.

   4. He leaves the goat on the original side and takes the cabbage across the river.

   5. Finally, he goes back one last time to get the goat and brings it across the river.

The Missing Dollar

Three friends go to a restaurant and agree to split a $30 bill. They each contribute $10. The waiter tells them that there was a special promotion and that the bill is only $25. He gives them $5 back, and they decide to keep $1 each and give a $2 tip. Now, they each spent $9, totaling $27. If the waiter has $2, that makes $29. Where is the missing dollar?

Answer 

There is no missing dollar. The friends originally spent $30. After the waiter returns $5, they spend $27 total ($25 for the bill and $2 for the tip). The statement about the $29 is misleading. The total should be accounted for as the $27 spent plus the $3 they kept, which equals the original $30.